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Dads friend 

The friend of the family that is usually the daughters first crush in her younger years.

The friend of the family the daughter thinks of her first older male encounter because he is the first one to pay her attention.

The trusted friend eying your daughter.
My dads friend is hot, he pays attention to me and gets me not like the boys and he's not like my dad, he's cool.

I noticed your dads friend looking at you, I think he likes you
Dads friend by dads friend January 1, 2012
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Your Dad's friend 

Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage to sexually molest you.
"Don't worry, I'm your Dad's friend"

Talk to your real/fake uncle

"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate
I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

dadfriend 

A dadfriend is when you see an older man with a hot young chick, and they are dating or attached to each other.
He is too old for her to be her boyfriend. He's gotta be her dadfriend.
dadfriend by juliush6969 March 10, 2011

dadfriend 

an older man who is like a boyfriend but too old to be called that. A dadfriend is different from a "dad friend" who is around the same age as the girl . The dadfriend is significantly older (40s+) the girl is typically in her early to mid 20s .. There is probably an age gap of at least 15 years ... definition coined january 2022
A So this guy you're seeing, he's so ooooold , like what is he ? B "Oh he's my dadfriend "
dadfriend by LouAdmin February 23, 2022
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026