platonic daddy

An older spicy man in your life that is nurturing and caring like a daddy / daddy dominant, but not in a sexual way. You are cared for by this man, but you don't have sex with him. He may cuddle you, or perhaps choke you as a friend.
Jason Momoa / Khal Drogo is my platonic daddy. I just want him to care for me while I braid his hair and feed him.
by Daddy Deep Dick ™ October 23, 2017
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Daddy Bouncer

like a homie hopper but with peoples father figures
Angus, Jacob, Jai, Sebb (with two bs) and Lachlan
angus is such a daddy bouncer, he’s practically closeted”
by uhmohno April 14, 2022
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Chipotle Daddy

One who buys Chipotle for his friends.

"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"

"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"
Come on bro, when are you gonna be my Chipotle Daddy?
by HeWhoStealsBaes August 15, 2015
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Daddy Rothbart

The absolute ultimate man of pleasure and laction, bread from the finest of weed bundles and bathed in pure butter. He is the ruler of all those devine and holy.

His butt can fit so much butter.
So much butter.
B u t t e r.

His nose, cremated in devinity and elongated through the snortion of cocaine, has the power to curse the soul of all those ungodly enough to say h e c k.

Can drink at least 5 laxatives while being an absolute sex demon
Daddy Rothbart looked at me and I shat my pants -uwu
by CarlWheezerGodOflactation&shit October 21, 2020
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puff daddy

Noun. Large toothed and without genuine talent, this creature excels in feeding from the talent of others. Any attempt to irradicate it will result in it shouting "we won't stop" 10 times per minute in the next ripped off song.
When the puff daddy discovered that there were no more songs to remix, his head instantly imploded.
by Ayanna C. July 08, 2003
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roof daddy

In sports where the object is scoring into a net, going "roof daddy" entails shooting into the upper part of the net, near the crossbar.

Also can be used in conjunction with going "Gatorade", which is when the scoring shot to the top of the net knocks the water bottle off.
Jimmy just deked the goalie outta his jockstrap, then took it roof daddy & went Gatorade.
by burgsabre87 May 11, 2009
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Daddy Pants

1.the source of power (n.)
2. "put on the Daddy Pants" (tr.v.) to assume authority and whip some ass

from the days when it struck mortal fear to hear "You just wait until your Dad gets home!"
As in "Dude, you need to put on the Daddy Pants and not let them get away with that shit"
or
"This guy at work put on the Daddy Pants and told the marketing guys where to go."
by robert February 26, 2005
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