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Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.
Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.
by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023
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