‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.
Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018
by CoffeeNOrder66 April 04, 2023
Man under 19 who has 1+ kids. Fucked his girl or a random chick and got her prego on accident. The condom probably broke.
Scott who’s only 15 got 14 year old Kourtney prego. Their parents freaked out and don’t want Scott to be a teen dad. They don’t care about kourtney because she’s a slut
by KhloeAshton November 22, 2018
A father who provides inadequate support and then wants to be praised, despite his ample shortcomings. This leaves everyone involved frustrated, annoyed, and unsatisfied.
Andres wanted everyone to think he was a good dad, but he only supported his kids enough to be considered a limpbeat dad.
by Birthday month January 31, 2020
"Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.
by Buffet Father April 03, 2019
The male equivalent of a Wine Mom. Beer Dads are typically overweight, middle-aged men. They enjoy watching sports, grilling, admiring/fixing cars, and drinking beer.
Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.
Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.
by Lumber Dave January 06, 2019
A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022