A dad is a person that says he is going out to get milk and doesn't come back. It must be some pretty good milk?
by Kaito Kaminari October 25, 2019
Get the merch
Get the Dad neck gaiter and mug.
The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back
Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...
via giphy
by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Dad mug for your barber Paul.
Maybe if he would come back I would have a longer definition.
Dad has been stuck in the line at Kroger for 7 years on Monday
by LivingTheBlackLife April 29, 2016
Get the mug
Get a dad mug for your father-in-law Trump.
Dad is a person that has sex with the mom without condum to have a baby to be adad
via giphy
by Princes bean July 22, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Dad mug for your daughter-in-law Rihanna.
A male who screams at you for grades, and not holding the flashlight right.
"Dad, can i go to my friends house?"
by Cdprice102- check me out on yt December 09, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Dad mug for your sister-in-law Julia.