by Tracket December 17, 2017
A man who is so lazy he doesn't help his wife do anything. Will show up late for his baby's birthday party and leave as soon as possible... with his mom and sister, leaving his wife and her parents (and a friend) to do all the work before and after the party. He stays out half the night drinking with his buddies, is always watching sports on tv.. and thinks he is a saint if he takes out the trash once in a blue moon.
A deadbeat dad is a so-called man who is so lazy he doesn't help his wife do anything. Will show up late for his baby's birthday party and leave as soon as possible... with his mom and sister, leaving his wife and her parents (and a friend) to do all the work before and after the party. He stays out half the night drinking with his buddies, is always watching sports on tv.. and thinks he is a saint if he takes out the trash once in a blue moon. He will show up for Christmas Dinner with guests that he invited without telling anyone when he didn't pay for or help prepare any of the food. He will eat then go hide in the den to watch tv or in the bathroom where he will be on the phone for hours. He will hide from people because he is a coward and threaten others with calling the law on them when he is the one that is in the wrong. He hides inside his house because he has taken advantage of others and is scared they will catch him out somewhere and get even with him. He will cheat people and say it is because he has a signed contract, even when he knows it is wrong.
by fed up with the %&& (&)_ September 9, 2012
to force your spiritual form through the receiver of a phone and through phone lines to reappear on the other end during a conversation to choke the person you are speaking with or to beat them in some other fashion in response to something they either said or did.
During a phone call:
James: I fucked your younger sister while she blew your other best friend. Plus we taped it and put it on the world wide web.
Doug: Motherfucker, I will Ghost Dad your ass.
James: What?
Doug travels through the phone lines to choke the shit out of James.
James: I fucked your younger sister while she blew your other best friend. Plus we taped it and put it on the world wide web.
Doug: Motherfucker, I will Ghost Dad your ass.
James: What?
Doug travels through the phone lines to choke the shit out of James.
by Wesley Eastin November 2, 2007
One of the lowest forms of life on Earth. An incompetent, milquetoast loser. A father who refuses to be a man and take responsibility for caring for his children. If he’s divorced, he refuses to pay child support. In the meantime, his children and wife become resentful toward him.
The justice system and prosecuting attorneys are right in wanting to incarcerate any deadbeat dad. They should be locked up with the key thrown away until they take responsibility for the children they have brought into this world.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 31, 2008
A loud, obnoxious parent at a kids' little league game who gets into verbal and physical altercations with the opposing team's parents (often due to drunkenness). They have delusions of grandeur that their kid is the hero of his or her team, and that all other little league teams pale in comparison to theirs.
Bat Dad: "Oh yeaaaah! OH YEAAAAHHHH!!! South Park is goin' doooown!Feel it comin'! You ain't got a chance, South Park! Here we go, Denver, here we go! Huh, huh! There ain't no way some little mountain kids can beat Denver, not with MY son on second base!"
by Meatballs James April 23, 2009
by Angle456roze August 8, 2018
Saying this word is a good way of showing others that you give less than 2 shits about Naruto and you are a peice of scum who never watched naruto
by thedoo December 29, 2017