Da Crap Share definition Flag The short and more forceful way of saying, "What the crap?!" Guy #1: "I'm gonna call my bird Meety!" Guy #2: "Da crap?! Meety? What kind of bird name is that?" Da Crap by zer64 December 28, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Da Crap mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch