Would you consider Sheila a dope whore, or a duphoure? I mean she does only sleep with the towns biggest holders has a Maserati, AND anaccient! Definitely a duphoure!
A technique for rejecting suitors' advances by pinning them in the Friend Zone, popular among moderate to highly attractive women. Although the technique is effective against a broad variety of suitors, one typically only calls out the name of the technique before using it if the suitor is a weaboo and therefore will get the joke, realize it's on him, and yet still be willing to be friends even after being directly insulted, due to low self-esteem.
Weaboo: "You look just like this totally hotanime action figure I have! You should come over to my parents' house some time and I could show it to you. I can't take it out because it's in mint condi..."
Hottie: "Fu-REN-du-ZOU-no-JU-tsu!! Awww, thanks. See you around, okay?"
Weaboo: "...okay."
Snarker: "Furen Duzou no Jutsu, huh? So you guys are, what, juts friends?"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).