Duval

the crunkest county in Florida. Known as Jacksonville, Florida.

DUUUUVAAAAL! I'm from that DUUUUVAAAAL!

by Ashley December 17, 2004

Duval

A county in JAX FL but it’s more like a smelly smoggy realm of hell. It’s the place where the ghetto and the hicks come to battle each other. Do you dare resign in their battle field? Finding a decent human being is like finding a needle in a haystack.. a haystack of tweakers, racists, drunks, and sex offends that is. At every gas station their will be somebody to ask where to find drugs, people proudly throw around the N word like it’s still the 1800s, people drive like their drunk and you can tell more than half the drivers are on something, theirs plenty of creepy old dudes telling young girls to smile and obnoxiously saying sexist shit. Everyone is obnoxious, angry, aggressive, it’s clear most people living here have a very low level of intelligence but who can blame them when Duval schools are some of the worst. People broadcast their stupidity with a “I speak my mind proudly” attitude too ignorant to know how stupid they sound. Adults act like children and people do nothing but cause car accidents to back up all the expressways and bridges. It’s a good day if their isn’t a shooting. It smells like sewer and most people smell like the don’t shower. I don’t think most people that live here have seen a dentist either because they’re missing half their teeth. To top it all off the rent has only gone up in the years and all the jobs suck so why move? Don’t bother. Fuck duval county. PS the jaguars are a joke of a fucking football team.

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:

Someone from duval: DUVAAAAAAAAAAAAllll!!

by Flmtoday December 31, 2019

Duval

Someone who is extremely smelly and is also a simp.

That kids such a Duval.

by Badussy man June 27, 2021

Duval

Duval is the most compassionate boss-ass bitch you will ever meet. She will always call you her "baby" but will cut a bitch, if necessary.

Don't worry, Duval has this.

by Marizzle3 November 9, 2018

duval

Main street of Key West, FL. Part of US-1, ends in Mile Marker 0.

From the bottom of Duval, Cackalacky to New York

by K-Faulk April 15, 2004

Duval

Just a pure bitch nothing else

Man that’s a duval

by Tiptoetommy November 22, 2021

Duval St. Dead

A term for the condition of the alcoholic population of Key West after a wild night, typically found asleep on the sidewalks of Duval St. or on the docks near Mallory Square.

"Man, I drove in to Key West this morning and I could've sworn I saw a dead guy on the side of the road."

"Nah, he wasn't dead, he was just Duval St. Dead."

by AdmiralSpiffy August 8, 2009