Otherwise known as Darksydephil, DSP, who coins himself the “king of hate,” is a well-known former YouTuber let’s player, and a currently active Twitch streamer. He is known for blaming his lack of skill on lag, burning bridges with friends, and begging for money to pay his taxes.
by rnxxx March 25, 2019
Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.
"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."
by keifermail July 27, 2008
An acronym meaning Designated Sober Person. It is that person at a party who for whatever reason isn't drinking. It is the person who takes care of the people who are totally gone.
Person 1:"I heard last night was pretty crazy. Do you even remember much of it?"
Person 2:"Yea, I was the DSP. I sure had to take care of a lot of people last night."
Person 2:"Yea, I was the DSP. I sure had to take care of a lot of people last night."
by DSP for life January 29, 2009
Don't Surf Porn: the greatest anti-virus/anti-malware tool known to man. Never needs an update, never scans your disk drive, never costs anything and is 99.999% effective against trojans, worms, viruses, most spam and nearly all other computer badness.
babbleWork> speaking of AVs, what antivirus are you guys using these days?
<babbleWork> i'm using AVG at the moment
<mahil> im telling you, dsp is the best AV ever. i dont have to deal with it eating up my resources, constantly scanning
<babbleWork> i'm using AVG at the moment
<mahil> im telling you, dsp is the best AV ever. i dont have to deal with it eating up my resources, constantly scanning
by riyley July 16, 2008
If you hate some one you simply type DSP.
Die slowly and painfully.
But sounds stupid if you say it.
Die slowly and painfully.
But sounds stupid if you say it.
by D0WN N1NJEttE=H4RDC0RE T0 D4 B0NE June 21, 2007
by BlueAir September 14, 2004
by aj04ispro July 12, 2023