Literal sex offender who likes jimmy johnsons, does a lot of hand movements but hes also an absolute mega stud and he will fuck your wife if he wants to, and by wife i mean your 5 year old brother, trust me, also hes pretty good at basketball as he has experience touching big balls
john: bro dov fucked my wife last night and now we're going through a divorce
stan: you sure it wasn't your 5 year old sister?
john: act
stan: you sure it wasn't your 5 year old sister?
john: act
by jamarious quangle dangle May 15, 2022
don't be a dov. a dov is the worst person ever to exist and they probably rape children, are annoying, and love basketball. also they are secretly nice.
man 1: "yo i think my best friend is actually a Dov"
man 2: "bro you better run before he rapes you"
man 2: "bro you better run before he rapes you"
by BluePrxsmDhude21 April 27, 2022
dov is a good person that loves jet black dogs and follows their dreams without giving up (hopefully)
by devil town May 3, 2019
Pronounced 'Dove.' An informal(/irreverent) medical term for a patient who is alive and 'stable,' but being supported by a ventilator and generally in a coma, with little chance of ever recovering function. Stands for 'Dead On the Vent(ilator).'
by facs February 18, 2009
by the j jonah jameson moment January 9, 2022
Dov - a deity created through the collective hatred of humanity with the purpose of destroying civilization
by The Great Ape Sage September 25, 2021
D.O.V. is an acronym for DragOnView, which alludes to pornography filmed from the point of view of a human male's phallic member.
The term D.O.V. is often used in conjunction with classic, alluding to a good friend's tastes; for example, "He enjoys watching DOV's all night long... Classic Luis."
by ClassicLuis April 18, 2017