Don't be a dick!

An exclamation--said very quickly--that you can spout at anyone or anything at the slightest suggestion of dickery.

Professor: Yeah, so we're gonna have to go until five today.
You: Don't be a dick!
Professor: See me after class.
You: Donbeadik!!
Professor: OK, go home now.

Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 71 days)
You: Don't be a dick!
Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 4min, 15sec)

by Jesse Gold February 28, 2006

Don't be a Dick

This is the Heading of the letter trump wrote to Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan recently this october as he pulled his troops from syria...

Don't be a dick Erdogan,you don't want me to be responsible for crushing your country's economy of you touch any hair of the kurds.Let us just figure this out like adults

by Titus rutto October 22, 2019

Dick. Don't be a Dick

Distantly related to Karen. A possibly well intentioned rude social maladroit jerk that doesn't care who is offended and uses words like snowflake and woke to fight against imaginary enemies at the cost of friendships mental health security joy and respect for others.

Don't be such a Dick, dude, this ain't that office. Don't be a Dick. Dick. Don't be a Dick.

by Trying to be quiet in my corne May 20, 2023

Don't stick ya dick in that

The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal".
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.

Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams

-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers

-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener

Clam: exists
Aidan: "Don't stick ya dick in that"

by Toblerones April 14, 2021

don't stick your dick in crazy

A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.

Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

by sourceofinfinitewisdom November 05, 2013

I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020

Don't get your dick out

What you say to someone when they get excited and need to calm down.

Alright, calm down don't get your dick out.

by You don't know me, honestly January 31, 2018