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doink doink

The scene and episode introductory sound on the Law & Order series; it’s included in: Law & Order, SVU, Criminal Intent and Trial by Jury.

During long marathons or durations of Law & Order: SVU, a commercial often shows the cast (Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay, Richard Belzer) discussing the sound and its significance. Hargitay
described it as “Chink Chink” but the advertisers referred to it as “Doink Doink.”
Meloni: “It’s a good sounds, isn’t it?”
Hargitay: “Wait a second! Play it again!”

doink doink

The sound from the Law and Order TV series.
"We're taking you down to the precinct." *doink doink*

doink doink

The best sound ever. Plays during the Law & Order series, including...

1. The Mothership
2. SVU
3. CI
4. TBJ (cancelled now)
June 18, 2006
Special Victims Unit Squadroom
*doink doink*
doink doink by SVU~FREAK April 13, 2006

doink doink

any sex that happens on the TV show Law and Order or its spinoffs
On SVU in the episode Annihilated Stabler doink doinked his wife and got her pregnent

I wish Elliot and Olivia would doink doink already
doink doink by ellipher March 17, 2009

Doink Doink Clusterfuck 

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z
Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

ba-doink-a-doink 

Yo dawg check out the ba-doink-a-doink on that ho!
ba-doink-a-doink by jlouise December 16, 2010

doink chat 

A conversation or group meeting involving fat doinks. Very important chats created by none other than the man the myth, the legend, Joseph Urban.
Are you ready for a doink chat tonight?

Don’t sleep on this doink chat!!
doink chat by Hackerboy69 February 3, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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