DMI

Desktop Management Interface

The Desktop Management Interface (DMI) generates a standard framework for managing and tracking components in a desktop, notebook or server computer, by abstracting the managed devices from the software that manages them.
The development of DMI marked the first move by the Distributed Management Task Force (DMTF) into desktop-management standards. Before the introduction of DMI, no standardized source of information could provide details about components in a personal computer.

by ICEMAN1992 January 1, 2010

DMI

Dick Mass Index. Similar to Body Mass Index (BMI). How big a dick is in relation to someone’s height and weight.

“Yeah sure Paul is skinny but have you heard about his DMI?”

by booos mobo July 28, 2018

DMI

Dick Mass Index

What is your DMI, will that dick fill this big fat pussy?

by Moose 555 September 23, 2020

DMI

Dick Mass Index: a calculation to determine how much weight one holds in their genitalia

I lost a bunch of weight recently but I think my DMI has doubled.

by Rickrandolph August 24, 2018

dmi

= don't mention it

a: thx
b: dmi

by bruhen May 11, 2009

dmi

An acronym for Disturbing Mental Image.Used as a response for something strange and disturbing that you didn't want in your head.(Invented my my friends and I)

Person:"Okay,Imagine our teacher without any clothes on."
You:"Ahh,dmi!!"

by Mizzy July 10, 2006

Dmi

Elementfariy, clan ho of elite vengeance, clan in ths massive online game RuneScape

hey have you dated dmi the pixel hugger yet?

by MejustMe October 16, 2008