Dillywanker 

When a man named zeb and a man named dylan have anal sex then before dylan cums in zeb they both yell diliwanker

I came in the room and found my brother and his friend yelling DILLYWANKER!! DILLIWANKKER!!!

Dillywanker by Wankerdonker November 29, 2016

dillywonker

A Kiwi unsuccessfully masquerading as a native Londoner.

Dillywonker: Go Spurs!
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.

dillywonker by Jeff Jack February 26, 2011

dollywanker 

A person who dresses up as the opposite gender and masturbates to themself.

My grandpa has been crossdressing lately. I guess he's a real dollywanker now....

dollywanker by Galactikid November 23, 2016

Dilly wanker 

A wrinkley short fat dick that looks like a mini pickle.

Bro you have dilly wanker!

Dilly wanker by Omgbobbymeghheee31w7 September 7, 2018

Dillywacker 

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.

redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dillywacker by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011

dillywinker 

A goof ball with smelly toes and long pubes

Jessica is such a dillywinker

dillywinker by T-rection July 27, 2022

dollywacker

when a guy wacks another guys dick or a girl wacks another girls pussy

Don't touch me you dollywacker

dollywacker by sa dsa January 12, 2005