dickcheese

Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis

"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"

by - August 4, 2002

Dickcheese

Someone who always uses URBAN DICTIONARY instead of thinking for theirselves.

Bridget Youman always hacks accounts because she is a dickcheese.

by Colonel666 January 26, 2017

DickCheese

When someone has an uncircumcised penis and there is cheese inside of the foreskin and when you get a blowjob she sucks the cheese out

I was getting head and she didn’t know she was getting the dickcheese

by The secret butt hole October 16, 2019

Dickcheese

-insult
1)A person of little intelligence who can't stop spewing stupid, unwanted remarks.
2)A great name to call a friend who's careless behavior resulted in an undesirable catastrophe.
3) A jackball -- someone who goes out of his way to make your life miserable.
4) An alternative to bunghole.

1. "Some stupid dickcheese at my school won't stop quoting Napoleon Dynamite."

2. "My friend Jason's such a dickcheese. He accidentally lit his house on fire with Axe."

3. "Some dickcheese egged my car..."

4. "Stop being such a dickcheese, GOOOSSSHHH."

by Uber Jackball September 28, 2006

dickcheese

A Male's penis layered in a thick cheesey substance. Sometimes the cause of engaging in sexual activity with a cheese pizza.

"Cheese! It's what's for dinner!"

by Richard Mozzarella June 22, 2005

Dickcheese

The cheese that a male produces at random points in the day. Normally when they are alone eg. In a house.

Oh no, got dickcheese over the sofa got to clean it before my parents get in!

by EarlyBtw April 21, 2021

Dickcheese

A person whos worse then a dickhead

Person 1: Did you know he cheated on multiple people?

Person 2: No, what a dickcheese.

by Lesbian.fuckass July 22, 2021