dick prick 

When you are wearing pants that have a zipper and you accidentally get the zipper stuck on your dick.

"Damn dude I just gave myself a dick prick."

"Yeah man don't you just hate those?"

dick prick by SwagAsian July 18, 2009

Pencil dick prick 

A man with a small penis and large ego that treats others as less than.

"That fucker Smith sure is a pencil dick prick"

Pencil dick prick by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 5, 2020

prick dick motherfucker

One who is acting or is an ass hole and puts you down as a person! Someone who thinks there better then anyone else!

That guy over there is a prick dick motherfucker! I’m tired of all these prick dick motherfuckers!

prick dick motherfucker by Brunt up April 22, 2018

prick dick 

Someone who does not spit on any and all french people they come into contact with and is and has a small dick

George Bush, Dick Cheney, Stephen Harper are all prick dicks.

prick dick by Dabu69 September 16, 2006

dick picken 

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air

Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing

dick picken by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

Dick Picking 

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis

"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"

Dick Picking by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

Dick Picking 

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

Dick Picking by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018