DEEZE NUTS

ha got em'

"do you know dee"
"dee who"

"deeze nuts...ha got em"

by yungflojo April 19, 2015

Deez Nuts 2016

A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot

The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.

by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015

Dragon deez nuts across your face

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.

P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

by OogaBoogaBruh November 12, 2020

deez nuts

A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.

Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!

or

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!

by VanHeezy February 8, 2007

bofa deez nuts

Both of the tesicles on the male operating the statement.

Man 1: "Have you seen Bofa?"

Man 2: "No I haven't who is that?" Man 1: "Bofa deez nuts!!"

by ElBetoRgz May 16, 2016

deez nuts

A joke, often in pun form, wherein a question will contain the sound "Deez" (these). The desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "Deez nuts!" Sometimes "in yo face!" is added at the end. The joke isn't funny in its' self, but it is when you can trick the same person multiple times.

"Have you ever seen deez?"
"These what?"
"Deez nuts!"

"Did you get the CDs?"
"What CDs?"
"See deez nuts in yo face!"

by GabbyW September 30, 2006

uwu deez nuts owo

when someone says uwu deez nuts owo it means that they want to suck on deez nuts

James: uwu deez nuts owo
Jimmy: Dude, you want to suck on deez nuts?

by tori.s March 12, 2022