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Death Match Meeting 

When a superior(manager) schedules any meeting over lunchtime without providing lunch and/or does not allow food at the meeting.
My manger just scheduled a death match meeting. I will be lucky to eat today.
Death Match Meeting by jojob September 25, 2009

Texas Death Match 

A Texas Death match is a wrestling match similar to the Last Man Standing Match, the only difference being that you must be pinned, then a 10 is inniciated. If the person pinned fails to get up by the count of 10, the participent loses the match.
At WCW Halloween Havoc 1993, Vader defeated Mick Foley in a Texas Death Match.
Texas Death Match by The Kris April 17, 2007

hygiene death match 

a competition between at least two dudes to see who can go the longest without showering, changing clothes, brushing their teeth, wiping their ass, brushing their hair, shaving, or anything else that improves their hygiene.
I'm taking on my friend in hygiene death match, so if you guys smell something the next couple of days it's me.

canadian death match 

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

two pro wrestlers fight it out until one wrestler is knocked unconcious or physically unable to continue

also known as a "last man standing match"
i wanna see chris benoit and lance storm in a canadian death match

texas death match 

In a texas death match:
1) there is no disqualification;
2) pin/falls count anywhere in the building; and
3) a wrestler has to touch all four ring posts in order for a pin/fall or submission to count.
texas death match by Super Guy February 4, 2004

japanese death match 

Japanese death matches were some of the most brutal fights to ever grace the lame eyes of mankind. The fighters in the matches wore scars like drag queens wore makeup. Absolutely nothing stopped the matches until the fighters passed out, or gave in after being brutalized for a half hour straight on average. If you have the stomach to see dudes mess each other up and time to kill go ahead and give it a go
Cool Guy: dude you seen have you seen this? 'shows loser Japanese death match'

loser: 'throws up lunch' dafuq is that man?
Cool Guy: hahahah silly mortal you cannot handle true combat 'brakes loser's neck and flies away'