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FDS (Fortnite Dance Syndrome) 

When you can’t stop fornite dancing because you’re too goddamn epic!!!
I was at a funeral and had to give a speech on behalf of my dead grandmother when suddenly I just started to whack out my finest fortnite dances! How epic! I probably have FDS (Fortnite Dance Syndrome)

dance major syndrome

Dance major syndrome is a fictional disease that is carried by people who pick dance as their “major” at school. This was started at a performing arts school called “MD Robert’s school of the Arts” and “Stilwell school of the arts” At these schools you can pick majors such as Theater, Band, Dance, etc. But it is commonly known amongst dance majors that they walk around the school thinking they are the shit. They will go from being your friend to thinking you are weird. Symptoms of dance major syndrome are posting stop motions with other dance majors, going to skate zone, being in dance (yes this is a symptom), talking to you less and less, and more. If you know someone with dance major syndrome it may not be too late to help. You can try to put some “silly” back in them. This means you can make them a little weird again or you could try humbling them, but just remember it might be too late and it may have already taken over the body.
“Bro I remember when Sally used to hang out with us” “yeah we used to be really good friends. What happened?” “Dance major syndrome bro. Dance major syndrome.”

Dante Syndrome 

Dante Syndrome is when someone works at a crappy dead end job (usually minimum wage). Instead of taking responsibility and making a change, they become complacent and take their job way too seriously. Named after Dante Hicks from the Kevin Smith film Clerks
Person 1: Why the fuck, on her day off, is she coming into Wendy's on a Saturday night to clean.
Person 2: She has a bad case of Dante Syndrome.
Dante Syndrome by TransomeTrav August 28, 2013

dante's peak syndrome 

The refusal to believe that something has happened or is about to happen
My boss couldn't believe the truck was really that late when I told him. He has Dante's peak syndrome
dante's peak syndrome by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017