D.Q.

A wet juicy fart that comes out your dick !

D.Q. Lactose intolerant Buster ate a whole cheese pizza then went to shit his brains out in the bathroom 30 seconds later when he realized that the next time he farted, it sprayed the wall in front of him!

D.Q. by JC400 October 12, 2018

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D.Q'ed

the act of stealing someone elses food or drink.

That bastard ate my lunch!!! I've been D.Q'ed

D.Q'ed by electric furnace January 25, 2011

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P D Q

pretty damn quick

i got her panties off pdq

P D Q by h3l1x December 31, 2002

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P.D.Q. Bach

Fictional wacky and zany composer made up by wacky and zany real composer genius Peter Schickele. He has made many albums that are funny parodies of classical music and music in general and has won many awards. P.D.Q. stands for pretty damn quick but only Schickele knows the truth. Peter can be found at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.

Have you heard any P.D.Q. Bach?
Awesome comedy--totally cool!

P.D.Q. Bach by thedzone October 12, 2009

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P.D.Q.

Pretty damn quick. More commonly referred to as ASAP (as soon as possible).

"Well, you better get your homework done P.D.Q.."

P.D.Q. by SpeedoThreeSixty December 27, 2020

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B D Q

This means that something is "Ball Dipping Quality". Meaning that you would screw that person.

Wow she is B D Q. Hell yeah she is!

B D Q by Joe Merlette December 16, 2006

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