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Q&D
Acronym for "Quick and Dirty". Used in organizations that do a lot of quick and dirty work in order to save time when planning, or as a means to avoid discussion of this style of problem solving. Can also be useful as plausible deniability. Also: QnD, QAD.
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q'd by Neopavlovian January 30, 2021
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Q.E.D-eed
Slang for working in a shitty place and getting your career screwed up. Worded after a organization called QED BATON which collapsed due to employee attrition.
Slang for working in a obtuse and exploiting organization where employees are shown carrots and work towards it looking for a career but get screwed/defrauded/taken for a ride which effects careers in an extremely negative way.
Slang for working in a obtuse and exploiting organization where employees are shown carrots and work towards it looking for a career but get screwed/defrauded/taken for a ride which effects careers in an extremely negative way.
After completing college John joined XYZ Corp but got Q.E.D-eed.
You should always check organizational credentials before getting on board or there are high chances of you getting Q.E.D-eed
You should always check organizational credentials before getting on board or there are high chances of you getting Q.E.D-eed
Q.E.D-eed by GenHexDisThoCMC November 19, 2010
Q.E.D.
1. Abbreviation of the Latin phrase "quod erat demonstrandum; literally, "that which was to be demonstrated". Commonly used at the end of mathematical proofs to signify the proof is complete.
2. Modern usage expands it to include the conclusion of any proof and is often used in attempts at ironic humor.
3. Quantum electrodynamics.
2. Modern usage expands it to include the conclusion of any proof and is often used in attempts at ironic humor.
3. Quantum electrodynamics.
1. If A=B and B=C then A=C. Q.E.D.
2. Beckham and Ronaldo move to MLS. MLS attracts more fans and makes more money. More money attracts more quality players. More quality players make USA competitive. USA wins World Cup. Q.E.D.
2. Beckham and Ronaldo move to MLS. MLS attracts more fans and makes more money. More money attracts more quality players. More quality players make USA competitive. USA wins World Cup. Q.E.D.
Q.E.D. by Alan the Atheist Alphageek April 30, 2008
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