Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

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D.o.m.h.

Daughter of my heart. A term of endearment for person that you did not sure but you love like one of your own.

"Erica is so amazing. She absolutely is the d.o.m.h.for me."

D.o.m.h. by Karamelkhandee May 20, 2022

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w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m

for the people who’ve been in abusive relationships you would probably know it but if you don’t here’s what it means...
why do i miss you all you did was hit me.

if you can read this i’m sorry 😔
w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m

w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.w.h.m by relationshipthings November 27, 2020

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H.M.D.T.

Short for "How's My Dick Taste," this is said to a buddy who has played tonsil hockey with a girl who has previously given you a blowjob, presuming that some of the flavor of your penis was left in her mouth for him to taste. This is better left for your good friends (conveniently, groups of friends often pass the same girls around) because hearing H.M.D.T. can be quite offensive.

Hey Pat, How's My Dick Taste? (H.M.D.T.)

H.M.D.T. by Manute Bol January 13, 2008

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