D.F.I. 

Drug F*cked Idiot-a drug user-use to refer to anyone who is totally drug effected or DRUG F*CKED

"That guy she's seeing is a total D.F.I."

D.F.I. by whoozawhatzit March 2, 2008

D.F.I. 

Different Fucking Idea- when a plan changes- the original idea is Spanished and the cry of "D.F.I." goes out.

" D.F.I. on that! We're doing something else."

D.F.I. by Seaguller August 14, 2009

S.a.d.f.i 

Stupid ass dumb fucking idiot

They are such a s.a.d.f.i smh

S.a.d.f.i by Okaykaren July 7, 2020

p.d.f.i.l 

short for *pimps don’t fall in love*
*in text* P.D.F.I.L

someone: you don’t fall in love huh?
me: Pimps don’t fall in love.(P.D.F.I.L)

p.d.f.i.l by 69jayz September 21, 2019

C O L D F I R E 

POV: You came here because you wanted the definition of “C O L D F I R E” but didn’t know he recently had a name change

Search LunarInTokyo on here

Bob:“YO C O L D F I R E JUST DROPPED!!!”
ITZthevisitor: “Better then Proto The Pedo!”

C O L D F I R E by 𝕌𝕣𝕓𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕪 August 20, 2022

y'all'd've'f'i'd've

you all would have if I would have

person 1: *backs out*
Person 2: y'all'd've'f'i'd've
Person 3, whose second language is English: *crying*

y'all'd've'f'i'd've by Cayden5 September 14, 2020

y'all'd've'f'I'd've

A contraction for you all would have if would have.

Person 1: *backs out of doing something*
Person 2: y'all'd've'f'I'd've

y'all'd've'f'I'd've by Queen._.Bee January 22, 2017