D. Buied 

When a guy cock blocks and swoops on the girl.

I was hooking up with a girl and my friend "D. Buied" me after I left to go outside.

D. Buied by norhygrets January 29, 2010

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building 

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building by Artie D. May 1, 2006

coeur d'alene building department

A lot like big-city building department, but way more restrictive and difficult. Getting a permit through the building department is harder than going to Wal-Mart and not picking up any junk food. The time it takes to get plans through the building department is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I went to the Coeur d'Alene building department this morning, and then I decided to improve my day by plucking my eyeballs out.

coeur d'alene building department by 4567sadsf February 23, 2017