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Larry Eye'd
Larry Eye'd by Nyle da Sandman December 28, 2009
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Pikey eye’d
Pikey eye’d by Peachyjohnson May 8, 2021
One Eye’d Pirate
Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand
One Eye’d Pirate by Medix457 April 7, 2022
If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth
An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden]/anybody.
Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.
If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010
I'd rather shave my eyeballs
Tate: Hey, hon, that guy that refuses to speak to you, you need to take your relationship to the next level. Right now it's in the awkward stages, but with a little work I know you could make things work. You need to hang around his work place and home and once he sees how commited you are to him, he'll change his mind.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.
I'd rather shave my eyeballs by bitem'eye January 5, 2011
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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