D eye 

What a chick gives to/shoots at you when she is checking you out and/or really wants to get laid. short for 'dick eye'.

Man go talk to that bitch! shes totally givin you the D eye!

D eye by CaliSlang July 31, 2011

Larry Eye'd 

to be suspected of lying and consequently getting stared in the eyes by your suspecter

"Yo, you totally got Larry Eye'd by your dad when he asked you why you smell like herb."

Larry Eye'd by Nyle da Sandman December 28, 2009

Pikey eye’d 

When ya mate has one too many spliffydoo’s and can barely open his eyes

Oi, Jackary is already absolutely pikey eye’d

Pikey eye’d by Peachyjohnson May 8, 2021

One Eye’d Pirate

Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand

While having sex with her I was able to give her, she got mad after performing the one eye’d pirate

One Eye’d Pirate by Medix457 April 7, 2022

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth 

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

D-Eyes

Having a strong desire for dick in one's eyes

Damn that girl has some MAJOR D-EYES tonight -- those panties be droppin' pretty soon!

D-Eyes by goose22 September 28, 2010

I'd rather shave my eyeballs 

A useful analogy for describing a complete refusal to partake in an activity.

Tate: Hey, hon, that guy that refuses to speak to you, you need to take your relationship to the next level. Right now it's in the awkward stages, but with a little work I know you could make things work. You need to hang around his work place and home and once he sees how commited you are to him, he'll change his mind.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.

I'd rather shave my eyeballs by bitem'eye January 5, 2011