by MeLikeFish September 26, 2020
Gay guy: What's that over there?!
Other gay guy: (Looks "over there")
Gay guy: Gives other gay guy the Czech Surprise
Other gay guy: (Looks "over there")
Gay guy: Gives other gay guy the Czech Surprise
by Dr Gays October 12, 2013
Bullshits, bullshits, bullshits.
Nobody of you is czech. So how can you speak loud of our country? I rather don't want to see that foolish creature, who would believe this mucks.
Our country hasn't history? You silly polandian, try to remind Karel IV, isn't it he, who had half of your country in his kingdom? We've never fought for our country? Do you know something about the world war one legions? They fought against Habsburg monarchy, to free our country from their ruling.
And the haircut? You are trying to be funny? Elektronik Supersonik, anyone who would listen it to end listen how Zladko said ,, long live Molvania, long live'', I think Molvania is not Czech Republic, Molvania doesn't exist, Zladko from that videoclip is Rumaninan.
Try to think before you write something...
Nobody of you is czech. So how can you speak loud of our country? I rather don't want to see that foolish creature, who would believe this mucks.
Our country hasn't history? You silly polandian, try to remind Karel IV, isn't it he, who had half of your country in his kingdom? We've never fought for our country? Do you know something about the world war one legions? They fought against Habsburg monarchy, to free our country from their ruling.
And the haircut? You are trying to be funny? Elektronik Supersonik, anyone who would listen it to end listen how Zladko said ,, long live Molvania, long live'', I think Molvania is not Czech Republic, Molvania doesn't exist, Zladko from that videoclip is Rumaninan.
Try to think before you write something...
by František Novotný January 1, 2008
Unlike "Going Dutch" on a date, where a couple splits the bill, "Going Czech" means that meat is on the menu after dinner.
"meat" of course, meaning "penis".
"meat" of course, meaning "penis".
by Mr. McDutch February 14, 2014
Similar to an Irish Goodbye, or a Polish Goodbye in that a person aims to leave a party or bar without saying goodnight or goodbye, except in the Czech version the person announces that they will be performing an Irish or Polish Goodbye.
by dudebun January 21, 2010
euphemism for a hot girl breast feeding. Stems from a reddit thread where fartenewt was trying to look out a plane window to watch a sunrise, but appeared to be staring at an attractive Czech woman breast feeding.
by superlumenal October 25, 2011
Czechs... invented Semtex, crystal meth (Czecho), are THE pioneers of good beer (Budweiser is from Plzen and anybody who says otherwise is fucking stupid), established McDonalds, engineered their own cars (Skoda) and are currently developing a cure for cancer.
Oh and Czech Republic > Poland. Marie Curie and Chopin were FRENCH, they may have been Polish-born but they moved out of Poland because none of the Polak dumbasses understood anything about radiation or music. Poles have been raped by Germany so many times throughout history that they started using "w" to pronounce v (like the Germans). No other self-respecting Slavic nation would do this. Poles are extreme nationalists because every nation around them rules harder than it does so this definition is probably gonna have 500 thumbs down votes thx to the Polaks.
Oh and Czech Republic > Poland. Marie Curie and Chopin were FRENCH, they may have been Polish-born but they moved out of Poland because none of the Polak dumbasses understood anything about radiation or music. Poles have been raped by Germany so many times throughout history that they started using "w" to pronounce v (like the Germans). No other self-respecting Slavic nation would do this. Poles are extreme nationalists because every nation around them rules harder than it does so this definition is probably gonna have 500 thumbs down votes thx to the Polaks.
by Lech (:P) May 3, 2007