When you are talking to someone on the phone or text and they come back at you with an attitude but there isn't anything you can do to them except threaten to cyber slap them.
Yo, can you grab me a drink while you're at the store?
What the fuck man? Why can't you get a drink yourself??
Dude, it's only like a dollar... You bout to make me fuck around and cyber slap your bitch ass
Upon spotting a dumpster on wheels (Tesla Cyber Truck) you exclaim "Cyber-Slap" while swiftly smacking a friend upside the back of the head like a Japanese comedian duo.
n. 1. Debilitating infection of your computer caused by virus picked up from accessing Porn Sites. 2. Genital & palm calluses caused by frequent one-hand-typing while cybering.
I can't get in to the chat room since I got a dose of cyberclap from that MILF site.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*