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Viewer's Cut 

The opposite of the "Director's Cut" of a film.

Typically this is created by the use of the DVD player's Fast Forward button and Subtitles to blow past the boring parts of a film that some artsy director thought he could force the audience to watch. This duplicates the job that used to be done by a film editor.
That DVD had a run time of 180 minutes but we watched the Viewer's Cut in only 90.

The director thought he was going to make us watch some guy walk down the street for three minutes, but Matt hit the subtitles and fast forwarded into Viewer's Cut mode.
Viewer's Cut by chingaleta November 14, 2010

producer's cut 

The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.
Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.
producer's cut by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009

Shrimper's Cut 

A tactical move used by shrimpers (people who catch shrimp for a living). When fighting, a shrimper may use this technique by slashing the lower abdomen of his adversary. This is not a lethal tactic but it renders the victim incapable of fighting. The victim must use his hands to hold in his intestines rather than fighting.
Did you see that guys scar across his stomach? Thats a nasty shrimper's cut.
Shrimper's Cut by Def Dr. May 8, 2007

Butcher’s Cut 

A fat, meaty vagina. Hallmarked by a floppy, dangly labia. But it’s still some prime, grade A trim.
She pulled her panties to the side and showed me her butcher’s cut.

I went down and ate her butcher’s cut.

She had a hairless butcher’s cut. That was some prime eating last night.
Butcher’s Cut by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Bug's Cut 

A hair cut so atrocious the barber should have his license taken away. In some regions of the world, the barber's hands are even cut off so he could not perform the heinous act of a bug's cut ever again.
"Damn son, that barber butchered you. He hit you with that Bug's Cut"
Bug's Cut by Danny Ears November 6, 2018

Gentleman's Cut 

When a man shaves his genitals in such a way that the balls and shaft are entirely hairless and the pelvic region is freshly trimmed to a short length. The idea of this grooming style is to maintain a gentlemanly status when a woman gives oral, as any areas her mouth may touch will be hairless, but the non-shaved pelvic area maintains a mature look.
I went down on him last night and he had a fresh gentleman's cut. I sucked him better than any woman had ever before.
Gentleman's Cut by Karl Kaufman December 3, 2022