Curtys

The superior to Curtis. Tends to be less of a self absorbed butthead. Other Curtis variations write their own definition and spam pages with fake 5 star reviews. What a bunch of fakers. Any one unfortunate enough to have obtained a Curtis in their lives should look into trading him in for a less tall blonde and annoying Curtys.

Oh. You meant Curtis is coming. Ugh. I thought you meant Curtys. Whatever I'll just stay home

by Not Lauryn December 26, 2019

King Curtis

A temperamental seven year old who possesses an unbelievable amount of power in his kingdom(house). He can be found at demolition derbies, eating chicken nuggets or fiercely guarding his stash of bacon. He strongly dislikes fitness instructors named Joy, and you'll never see his face again if you make him feel like he's a "sorry person".

Example 1:
*Joy takes away his bacon*
King Curtis: Hey! I need to tell ya something! Bacon is good for me!

Example 2:
*King Curtis storms to his room*
King Curtis: Out of the blue, she thinks she's a smart lil girl and she can do whatever she wants. No! That's not what she can do in mah family. She acting like she the queen, and we're the sorry people!

by Donald Reynolds June 17, 2013

Sodapop Curtis

A character from the Outsiders; completely beautiful. He is gorgeous. Book by S.E. Hinton

Girl 1: I love Sodapop Curtis so much!
Girl 2: You make a move toward him and I will rip you limb from limb.
Girl 1: Ummm...

by sodapoplover May 19, 2016

Dirty Curty

When you’re sucking on a girls titties and you cum on your stomach.

We didn’t fuck last night, but I did get a dirty curty.

by Definitley your Dad October 16, 2023

Curtis Wood

an erection that a heterosexual man gets when thinking of or from looking at another man.

I don't want you to think I'm gay, but I got curtis wood after seeing Brad Pitt shirtless in Troy.

by brownwood August 22, 2011

Curtis Ward

Curtis is the former guitarist of the deathcore band Bring Me The Horizon. He worked with them on their EP This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For, and for their first two albums Count Your Blessings and the amazing Suicide Season. Curtis was born deaf in one ear, and partially blind. As he could not afford earplugs every time he was playing he was damaging his other ear, which developed a bad ringing in it, which increased every time he played so much that he ended up having to smoke weed just to get him high enough to sleep at night.

Curtis was in a Metallica tribute band with Bring Me The Horizon lead guitarist Lee Malia (also Curtis' best friend) before they were in Bring Me The Horizon.

Curtis left Bring Me The Horizon after the Taste Of Chaos tour in America.

Stupid person: 'Curtis Ward is just a pretty face, he doesn't care about his music, he just cares about the haircut!'

Normal person: 'Fuck off, Curtis is damaging his hearing and giving up so much for this music, so if you think otherwhise you can go fuck yourself because you have no clue what shit he has been through!'

by artgenbheijin March 29, 2009

Curtis

The type of person to forget everything around him that's bad and help someone in need. They often are very skilled and talented at many things but don't go out of their way to show off. Curtis' are great friends but limit to say who their closer friends are. Overall Curtis' are great people who will help you in life but have their own abilities. if you know someone called Curtis tell them Thank You.

Did you hear about what Curtis did for those people? and he's very skilled too.

by common_definiton21 October 20, 2018