Curtain Call

Discovering not long after leaving the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet. Kinda like how grunting out a monster turd opens the floodgates.

John: "Okay, Let's head out and grab a beer."

Jason: "Hold up. I gotta hit the Thunderdome."

John: "You were just in there for like 10 minutes dude!"

Jason: "Yeah, I know. I gotta make a Curtain Call."

Curtain Call by matterri September 13, 2016

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Curtain Call

Performing cunnilingus (oral sex on a female). Licking the beef curtains or veal drapes.

Fav: Bad news dude.
Dolan: Eh, what?
Fav: Mr. Barclay walked in while I was performing a curtain call on Sarah last nite.
Dolan: I thought you said he was taking his wife out for dinner?!
Fav: He was, only once they ordered he realized he forgot his wallet at home. In he comes while his daughter's legs are over her head and I have a face full of fish flaps. Needless to say, Sarah is grounded and I am 86'ed.
Dolan: No quim for you, one year !

Curtain Call by Fav April 11, 2008

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curtain call

the female version of tea bagging; when a female places her vagina, "meat curtain", on an unsuspecting sleeping victims face.

That party was awesome. I passed out and woke up to hear the girls yelling CURTAIN CALL. I'm never gonna wash this sweet smelling tang juice off my face.

curtain call by brockleerob October 3, 2008