Cup of Noodles

A cancer containing cup of chemically treated noodles and processed vegetables that you add water to and heat up in a radio active wave emitting microwave that causes brain damage. You eat it with a spork which is the opposite of classy.

"I sporked my cup of noodles and it was bitchin."

by Maruchan :) July 7, 2008

cup of noodles

probably the best food ever made! contains perdect swirly noodles that get perfect. noodles and ooodles of cup of noodles?

who would like some bomb ass shit preferably cup of noodles... anyone??????

by dick poo August 24, 2006

cup of noodles

One of the easiest and best tasting foods in the universe.

Cup of noodles go very good with a dash of soy sauce!

by PFFFFFT December 16, 2007

cup-a-noodles

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry

All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.

by AJ Rules The School February 12, 2020

Cup Of Noodles

An act of masturbation. (Male or Female)

Girlfriend: If you're good I'll give you a Cup of Noodles.
Boyfriend: Shit, I can make that myself!

by LB Theatre December 15, 2008

Cup of noodles

Clean white spit with poop

“I like noodles”, cup of noodles”.

by CupOfLiop October 8, 2020

Cup O Noodles

The ratio of men to women at a location in a predominately male fashion. Referring to noodles and no actual chicken in an instant cup o noodles.

Dude, this place is a "Cup O Noodles," all these noodles and no chicken! Let's bounce!

by Joe Fogarty January 29, 2008