Cuntivism
The art and movement of being a cunt; when you pointlessly engage in inadequate scenarios that will never concern you but you believe others will appreciate them for you
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Cuntivism • cunticism • Cuntinism • CUNTISM • cuntitis • cuntissimo • Cultivist • centrivism • cuntacism • cuntanism
centrivism
Centrivism is the approach to positive, meaningful and sustainable social change and public policy that seeks to find solutions that are broadly and diversely responsive to efficient and effective ideas and concerns of competing political factions. A person that actively practices or supports centrivism is a centrivist.
That woman running as an independent candidate is a wizard of centrivism. She is such a good listener and so creative in proposing solutions for the city that cause people who have been fighting over the problem to endorse compromises that are better than any of their original ideas.
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Cuntitis
Cuntism
Cuntism - The act of becoming involved in or performing the act of douchebaggery after a short period of time, with little to no logical reason other than the attempt to make oneself look superior to an individual or group, when in fact they make themselves out to be, but not limited to; hypocritical, ignorant, borderline retarded, and/or butthurt with extreme prejudice. Once the act of Cuntism begins, it spreads to those of feeble mind, multiplying it's senseless effect to those it infects.
It's a common affliction, easily combated and refuted by simple common sense and basic logic, though it is not uncommon for the individual or group performing the act of Cuntism to be completely oblivious to the stated facts and reasoning, at which point it accelerates the degenerative processes in the neo-cortex of the mind, furthering them down into pure unadulterated idiocy, it is not un-common for those performing Cuntism to completely boil down into a fit of raw butthurt and blind rage, at this point, simulating a child's temper tantrum, this is the weakest state they can be within, their idiocy at this point can break all known barriers and be hazardous to the health of those around them, and themselves.
It's a common affliction, easily combated and refuted by simple common sense and basic logic, though it is not uncommon for the individual or group performing the act of Cuntism to be completely oblivious to the stated facts and reasoning, at which point it accelerates the degenerative processes in the neo-cortex of the mind, furthering them down into pure unadulterated idiocy, it is not un-common for those performing Cuntism to completely boil down into a fit of raw butthurt and blind rage, at this point, simulating a child's temper tantrum, this is the weakest state they can be within, their idiocy at this point can break all known barriers and be hazardous to the health of those around them, and themselves.
"Wow, dude chill with the Cuntism, it was just a joke."
"That 10 year old started using Cuntism and made himself look like a dumbass when he lost at Call of Duty."
"That 10 year old started using Cuntism and made himself look like a dumbass when he lost at Call of Duty."
Cuntism by Chargersphinx January 26, 2014
Cuntisimo
Cuntisimo by BiloGundlach21 May 6, 2018
Psycho Cuntism
A psychological condition experienced by women, usually while on their period, but can happen at any moment. A women experiencing psycho cuntism is likely to smash your windows, flatten your tires, or stab your eyes out.
Stephanie flattened the tires on my jeep because I was 5 minutes late, she must of had an episode of psycho cuntism.
Psycho Cuntism by cyroup August 3, 2012
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