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Cunt Punting 

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.
lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!
Cunt Punting by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009
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Cunt Punting 

The Female Equivalent of Cock Blocking except in a lesbian or same sex female relationship.
Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.
Cunt Punting by supergayegg April 19, 2018

cuntpunting 

Fucking
Having Vaginal Intercourse
Sticking a penis or dildo into a cunt
Rob: I stuck my dick into that hot chicks cunt

Steve: Oh nice!!! you cuntpunted that chick

Rob: Why, yes i suppose i was cuntpunting her!

Steve: Yes cuntpunting is a much better word than fucking
cuntpunting by crazy-dodo 33 January 7, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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