Cunt Pump

The most offensive cocktail in the world. It consists of gin, with a dash of tomato juice, some French mustard, a tiny dribble of water, and rather than a cocktail umbrella, a tampon.

Shayla slapped Kandron when he asked for a Cunt Pump, not realising that he had given up absinthe.

by KHD August 29, 2004

cunt pump

Vigorous thrusting of same or opposite sex against genitalia resulting in a happy ending. CP. ed, ing.

Candace cunt pumped Marshall the other night at my mom's house.

by Kdubdizzle1 July 15, 2017

Cunt Pumper

A cunt pumper is the one and only word to call your piece of man meat. You pump cunts with it

Dude, last night I destroyed her dick wallet with my cunt pumper

by BSkinn January 21, 2010

Pumpkin Cunt

When you act like a dumb cunt around the fall season.

My friend ran too fast while playing basketball so I called him a pumpkin cunt.

by Mike2016 September 23, 2018