cunt pickle

a pickled cucumber which is made by inserting a cucumber into a cunt and leaving it there for several days.

that cunt pickle tasted like fish...

cunt pickle by shiiv November 27, 2009

cunt pickle

an old, crazy, cockeyed old republican woman. frequently lies about everything for no personal gain. these women are so uptight that an actual penis starts forming inside of their vagina that never will fully develop. it becomes very sour and pickle like inside of the walls of the demon ladies' vag, hence making it a cunt pickle. Women with cunt pickles are referred to as cunt pickles.

R: Haha, did you hear that DD's car got broken into?
S: Hahaha, that's fucking awesome, she's such a cunt pickle.

cunt pickle by BenCutwright April 14, 2008

cunt pickle

A word used to describe someone who resembles both a cunt and a dick. The pickle being synonamous with a dick, so effectively it is someone who is a cuntdick, however, cuntpickle sounds better

Steve: "Your are such a cunt pickle!!!!"
Arty: "Yeah well..... screw you!!!!"
Steve: " Yeah that's right you damn cunt pickle, you can't even come up with a come back."

cunt pickle by captainpeniswrinkle June 14, 2009

Cunt Pickle

A cucumber that has marinated in vaginal juices.

“Why are you in the hospital? Cunt pickles”
“You fucking cunt pickle!”

Cunt Pickle by I like pans July 13, 2021

Flaming Pickle Cunt 

Emol's mom

Wow, your mom is a flaming pickle cunt

Flaming Pickle Cunt by TheBigTaco January 15, 2021

Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch

Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste

Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt by big weewee haver August 22, 2019

Pickled Cunt 

A vagina who has had so many penises inserted it starts to smell as if it has been pickled in vinegar.

Brad:" Joe did you hook up with Sarah?"
Joe:" No dude, took her panties off and she has a pickled cunt dude."

Pickled Cunt by crazymofo#1 September 16, 2015