cunt pickle
a pickled cucumber which is made by inserting a cucumber into a cunt and leaving it there for several days.
cunt pickle by shiiv November 27, 2009
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cunt pickle
an old, crazy, cockeyed old republican woman. frequently lies about everything for no personal gain. these women are so uptight that an actual penis starts forming inside of their vagina that never will fully develop. it becomes very sour and pickle like inside of the walls of the demon ladies' vag, hence making it a cunt pickle. Women with cunt pickles are referred to as cunt pickles.
R: Haha, did you hear that DD's car got broken into?
S: Hahaha, that's fucking awesome, she's such a cunt pickle.
S: Hahaha, that's fucking awesome, she's such a cunt pickle.
cunt pickle by BenCutwright April 14, 2008
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cunt pickle
A word used to describe someone who resembles both a cunt and a dick. The pickle being synonamous with a dick, so effectively it is someone who is a cuntdick, however, cuntpickle sounds better
Steve: "Your are such a cunt pickle!!!!"
Arty: "Yeah well..... screw you!!!!"
Steve: " Yeah that's right you damn cunt pickle, you can't even come up with a come back."
Arty: "Yeah well..... screw you!!!!"
Steve: " Yeah that's right you damn cunt pickle, you can't even come up with a come back."
cunt pickle by captainpeniswrinkle June 14, 2009
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Pickled Cunt
A vagina who has had so many penises inserted it starts to smell as if it has been pickled in vinegar.
Brad:" Joe did you hook up with Sarah?"
Joe:" No dude, took her panties off and she has a pickled cunt dude."
Joe:" No dude, took her panties off and she has a pickled cunt dude."
Pickled Cunt by crazymofo#1 September 16, 2015
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