1 definition by BenCutwright
an old, crazy, cockeyed old republican woman. frequently lies about everything for no personal gain. these women are so uptight that an actual penis starts forming inside of their vagina that never will fully develop. it becomes very sour and pickle like inside of the walls of the demon ladies' vag, hence making it a cunt pickle. Women with cunt pickles are referred to as cunt pickles.
R: Haha, did you hear that DD's car got broken into?
S: Hahaha, that's fucking awesome, she's such a cunt pickle.
S: Hahaha, that's fucking awesome, she's such a cunt pickle.
by BenCutwright April 13, 2008