Cunt Car

A Cunt Car is a car specifically created or modified to be as much of an annoyance as possible. Cunt Cars are most frequently driven by entitled college white boys named Kevin who didn’t get enough attention from mumsie and dadsie, so they seek it from innocent bystanders by accelerating at heart-attack inducing intervals. Cunt Cars usually tend to be lower-end sports cars with a modification or two, paid for with mummy’s money. However, it may also be a completely unremarkable, average car with the same mods. Arguably, these Cunt Cars are worse, because the driver’s sense of overconfidence isn’t even earned. Some common modifications possessed by Cunt Cars include, but are not limited to; horrendously saturated and gaudy paint jobs, blindingly bright LED headlights, and worst of all, motors amplified so loudly that you can hear the screams begging for onlookers to give its driver attention, even though they possess no human voice. All these common Cunt Car mods have one (1) common purpose; to make their vehicle so noticeable it could infuriate a deaf man or be an eyesore to the blind.
For extra cunt points, drive it around in suburban towns and residential areas early in the morning or late at night. To stealthily be a nuisance to society, you can also choose to only rev your engine to deafening levels when pedestrians walk by.

"There goes Kevin again, annoying innocent couples with his Cunt Car."
"Bradley thinks that all the girls are in awe of his Cunt Car, but in reality it's just a nuisance."

by SoBasicallyImMonky December 12, 2019

clown car cunt

When a girl with a seemingly tight pussy can only feel a cock inside her if it's jumbo-sized.

"His dick was the size of a tree trunk, but I still couldn't feel it in my clown car cunt!"

by missjade July 23, 2012

cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 3, 2005

cunt card

A bar napkin or any other flat object that can be written on with the words "cunt" or "cunt card" written on it. The object is then given to or placed in front of the person who did not take their shot when group shots were poured. The cunt card remains with the non drinker until he or she catches up to the group.

Brian did not take the last shot we all took together. That is why the cunt card is in front of him.

Last time we gave Brian the cunt card because he didn't take his shot. He put the cunt card in his mouth, took his shot, and washed it down with his beer, then gave us all cunt cards for not keeping up with him.

by little b the t-REX January 6, 2012

cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

by kordru March 11, 2020

cunt carver

Someone who deals with vagina, particularly a lot of vagina. Often times a lesbian.

Man, Jen is a real cunt carver.

by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005

Cunt card

When you act like a cunt. But we all know you are a cunt anyways.

There goes erin pulling the cunt card.
I know man, but we knew this already right?!

by W8uknowit August 14, 2017