Urban Dictionary: Cunnilingus Rice

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A name that Dave Chappelle used to refer Condoleeza Rice, during the "White Supremacist" sketch of the first episode of Chappelle's Show.

"Cunnilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish. Maybe we should send her to Mexico have the Mexicans eat her!"

by Gearbox January 25, 2005

Jul 6 Word of the Day

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

Cunnilingus Rice is the act of performing oral sex on the United States' Secretary of State, using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the Condy Cooch

I was doing a little Cunnilingus Rice yesterday. I hope no one finds out, the scandal may be bigger than Clinton

by Tbozz August 28, 2007