Cum in lung

When deepthroating and the male cums in the avioli and becomes very difficult to breath.

Last night billy bob gave me cum in lung disorder! I need my inhaler!

by Ukjvfeukvefjkvbefkuvvfkuvbefkv April 07, 2014

Cum Lung

A throat and upper respiratory ailment that results from sucking a lot of dick. Symptoms include congestion, a hacking cough, crying, bitching, moaning, and occasionally death. Affects women and gay men. Can be treated by such maneuvers as a donkey punch, a white dragon, and the danza slap.

Jen was being a bigger bitch than usual so Joe assumed she was suffering from the cum lung and danza slapped her.

by Joe the Clown Hater January 12, 2011

Cum lung

When during sex you breathe in cum and it ends up in your lung.

The new girl was sucking off the quarterback after the game last night and when he came she breathed in his you know what and it went down the wrong hole so now she's sick with pneumonia but she really has cum lung.

by Jonathan Gagen October 04, 2018

Cum Lung

Cum Lung is basically pneumonia but instead of water it’s fucking cum

Holy shit Jenny has cum lung

by CumK1ng May 08, 2020

Cum Lung

Pneumonia as the result of inhalation of semen.

David caught a mean case of Cum Lung from Bobby after losing all those team drafts.

by xxclandestinexx June 15, 2016

cum lung

A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.

I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.

by midikurlips March 21, 2019

Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".

Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.

by greenbot4 February 21, 2023