Cum Tache Share definition Flag A home made facial, spaff tache - straight from the vainy love tree (Adam) Im gonna shoot my load!! (Kirsty)Wait put it on my lips and give me a cum tache!! Cum Tache by Sir Marc Wilcox February 6, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Cum Tache mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch