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cum slap

The act of ejaculating on a sex partner's face, and then delivering a hard open handed slap to that area of the face, with the intention of the fluid splattering over a wider area.
When I cum slapped that girl, my juice got in her eye
by BAMF.com April 26, 2003
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cum slap

Its when you actually load on your palm & slap the shit out of somone(pref. a female). If you wait till it gets cold you get extra points, as a cold load is more offensive.
I dealt that little skeezer a cold "cum slap" for holding out till the second date.
by wiggz September 20, 2006
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cum slap

When the bitch is sucking you off and at the end decides to spit and not swallow
So you offer your hand for her to spit the cum on

You then go...'yo bitch, next time swallow!'
And you slap her with the cum filled hand
If she crys...DOUBLE POINTS!!
'Fuck me...remember that bitch i met at the club?'
'Yeh'
'Well she was sucking me off in the alley and the bitch didnt swallow!'
'Really!'
'Dont worry man, i cum slapped the bitch...she wont not swallow ever again'
by Archbishop mothafucka March 26, 2009
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Cum Slap

Cum Slap (Verb): The art of cumming in ones hand and slapping their partner.
“when your wife doesn’t give you any and you rub one out than cum slap her with it for revenge”

“when your wife’s too busy so you rub one out but no drop is to be wasted so you cum slap her so she owns it”
by Ammo4u March 9, 2023
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Cum Slap chicken

The best after-orgy game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other. Once slapped, you’re out of the game. The last person standing without cum slapped on their face wins.
The game of cum slap chicken started with 36 people, and Marc won when he slapped Tim right across the face!
by godloveshos March 6, 2021
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Cum slap chicken

An after-orgy dodgeball style game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other out of the game. Last person standing wins.
Marc won the game of cum slap chicken when he slapped his own load across Tim’s face.
by godloveshos March 6, 2021
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The greasy cum slap

When you cum in your hand and hold someone’s mouth open while slapping them allowing cum to enter their mouth
“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”
by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021
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