Cum on me

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.

Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.

by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022

cum on me sky daddy

1.A porn related way to say you want snow on you most likely in the face
2.a way to reference god as a weather creator again in a porn way

F1: its snowing outside

F2: Cum on me sky daddy
F1: I don't want sky daddy to Cum on me

by Hat dude April 21, 2017

Cum-on-me Face

The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.

Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.

Megan Fox, on a Sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a cum-on-me face.

by Drew841 September 14, 2014

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

Cum on me titties

A large pair of boobs with enough top cleavage for a man to ejaculate on while the girl is sitting up straight without supporting or caressing them.

Dude, did you see the new girl? She’s got a great pair of cum on me titties.

Oh yeah, those tits are just begging to covered in cum.

by Db.on.db November 16, 2022

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

by Anon42283 March 3, 2024