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Culchethitis 

The incapability to follow simple instructions. For some strange reason the disease is only held by people who attend culcheth high school. Along with the main symptom it can also lead to a premature death later on in life. The carriers simply disintegrate into dust leaving absolutely no signs that they even existed.
A teacher - “ can you not listen to simple instructions!”

A student - “ it’s not my fault I have culchethitis”
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