Cuddle Monster

When you go back with a girl after a night out, don't have sex with her and just cuddle.

me:"so charlie did you shag beth"
charlie: "no mate, im an emotional guy and im really in love with her, so we just cuddled all night long"
me: "haha you wet cunt, you CUDDLE MONSTER!"

Cuddle Monster by Fozzamario January 18, 2011

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harleigh reece olivia hunter morrow

harl doesn’t get cuddles until she admits she’s the cuddle monster

cuddle monster by themagicaldonke February 28, 2025

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cuddlemonster • cuddle • cuddle puddle • Cuddle-able • cuddle bitch • cuddle call • cuddle rape • cuddle muffin • cuddle whore • Cuddle Cock

cuddlemonster

1. A beautiful girl who's shy but loves to cuddle.
2. A really good cuddler

3. Think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict

"What'd you and Jessie do last night?"

"Oh, nothing. I thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in"

cuddlemonster by Sydclark19 May 29, 2013

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cuddlemonster

1.a girl who may look like an intimidating hottie on the outside but on the inside is a giggly lil kiddy full lovey doveys, usually only a boyfriend can see.
2.cute and cuddly.

"That girl seems so serious!" "No way, we've been dating for over a year now, she's the biggest cuddlemonster you'll ever meet."

cuddlemonster by Nicholas Melefsky August 31, 2007

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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