Cuddle Monster 

When you go back with a girl after a night out, don't have sex with her and just cuddle.

me:"so charlie did you shag beth"
charlie: "no mate, im an emotional guy and im really in love with her, so we just cuddled all night long"
me: "haha you wet cunt, you CUDDLE MONSTER!"

Cuddle Monster by Fozzamario January 18, 2011

cuddle monster 

harleigh reece olivia hunter morrow

harl doesn’t get cuddles until she admits she’s the cuddle monster

cuddle monster by themagicaldonke February 28, 2025

cuddlemonster 

1. A beautiful girl who's shy but loves to cuddle.
2. A really good cuddler

3. Think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict

"What'd you and Jessie do last night?"

"Oh, nothing. I thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in"

cuddlemonster by Sydclark19 May 29, 2013

cuddlemonster 

1.a girl who may look like an intimidating hottie on the outside but on the inside is a giggly lil kiddy full lovey doveys, usually only a boyfriend can see.
2.cute and cuddly.

"That girl seems so serious!" "No way, we've been dating for over a year now, she's the biggest cuddlemonster you'll ever meet."

cuddlemonster by Nicholas Melefsky August 31, 2007