crystalling

Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!

Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?

Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!

crystalling by Poway Guy May 22, 2018

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Crystalling

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.

What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Crystalling by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

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crystalizone

crystalizone is a kpop editor on tiktok. He/She could be the next thing! He/She has 1600+ followers and 63.4k+ likes on tiktok. He/She could be The next famous kpop editor. He edits random vids but mostly editing AleXa, IZ*ONE, BLACKSWAN, STRAY KIDS, KAI, BTS, BLACKPINK, TWICE, AESPA AND MANY MORE.

#fan1- Do you know this editor crystalizone?
#fan2- Yes. I had seen him/her once in my fyp.

crystalizone by Joy lavern December 22, 2020

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crystalizone

crystalizone is a editor in tiktok. He/she could be the next thing! He/She have 1600+ followers on tiktok and 63.4k likes in total. He/She makes random kpop edits. Mostly aespa, IZ*ONE, AleXa, Stray Kids and other more groups.

#fan1- Do you know @crystalizone om tiktok?
#fan2- Yes. I saw him one time in a aespa edit. I hope He/She keeps growing.

crystalizone by Joy lavern December 22, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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