Crystal Queer
Herb didn't know why his thoughts dwelled on Chad. It was only after much thought that Herb realized that he was in love. It was crystal queer.
Crystal Queer by backotruck January 10, 2013
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Crystal Queer
Logan: Do do you want to date jack?
Carlee: No I’m gay.
Logan: Are you sure?
Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
Carlee: No I’m gay.
Logan: Are you sure?
Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
Crystal Queer by Ride a cowboy November 17, 2019
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Crystal Queer
(Noun) A gritty term for straight men who only gay sex while high on drugs, leaving their wild persona behind but often taking home unwanted souvenirs like STDs from their escapades.
He turns into a crystal queer while partying, living it up until dawn, only to return to reality with a couple of regrets and STDs he picked up along the way.
Crystal Queer by gdiz916 July 21, 2025
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