Crypt & Sandstone

A supposed secret society created by the most promising male members of the House of Representatives Page Class. Modeled after Skull & Bones at Yale, and Sphinx at Dartmouth College. The group of no more than 10 members per class meets within one of the oldest parts of Capitol Hill. Not much is known about the inter-workings of the society, but only vague descriptions have been funneled through the years.

Little is known about Crypt & Sandstone. Many refute its existence.

Crypt & Sandstone by "C&S" February 19, 2009

crypt sno 

a dirty little discord slut

dont be a crypt sno

crypt sno by expl0itz August 8, 2021

Crypto-Sinophobic 

A Crypto-Sinophobic is person that is lowkey or openly racist towards Chinese, but are using the Chinese government as an excuse to shit on Chinese people. They use racial slurs towards China, not knowing that offends Chinese people, Hong Kongers and other Asian ethnics. The amount of Crypto-Sinophobics has increased since the Hong Kong riot. They pretend to care about Hong Kong but they treat Western-Asians like trash in their country.

Note: The term can be applied to both Liberals and Conservatives

Crypto-Sinophobic: "We don't hate Chinese people, we only hate the GoVeRmEnT"

Crypto-Sinophobic: "Hong Kong should be freed from these ching chong"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Umm my grandparents is from China and we're still ethnically Chinese!"

Crypto-Sinophobic: "Fuck China and their small dick chink leader Pooh"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Shut the fuck up bitch! You have no right to use that word!"

Crypto-Sinophobic by AznUnity November 18, 2019

Crypto-Staple 

When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.

Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!

Crypto-Staple by Beetle482 April 25, 2008

crypto-slut 

Someone who doesn't seem like a slut at first glance but is actually a little freak.

Being a pastor's daughter, Blake could only satisfy her urge by being a crypto-slut.

crypto-slut by ApricotFields February 8, 2019

Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks) 

There are many different continuation and reversal patterns to look out for when reading the stock charts. The electric chair pattern was best demonstrated on Saturday May 8th at 11:25pm and at 11:45pm est, when Dogecoin had a slow rise to .70 and sharp mass sell-off to .63, and disillusioned and irrational buyers kept buying the joke meme coin raising it back to .65, causing a chart pattern that mirrored the electric chair on the candle chart. The electric chair pattern subsequently repeated into May 9th at 12:14am, when the same event caused the joke coin to drop to .47. Not to be confused with the Double Death Slide pattern, demonstrated when failing brick and mortar company gamestop (GME) went from $347, then to $193, then back to $325 before sharply dropping to $90 between January 27th and February 2nd.

Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks): MAJOR WOW! Did you see how dogecoin incels zoomers got owned during SNL when Elon Musk lowkey clowned them, and smart people sold all their dogecoin? It was a text book electric chair pattern, because they got executed!

Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks) by Nelson says Ha Ha! May 9, 2021

Crypto Sceptic 

A person who is sceptical of Bitcoin, Ethereum and other crypto currencies, usually because they are salty that they didn't invest sooner and are jealous that people are making money because they were intelligent.

Dude, my bitcoin is now worth $4000 I only invested $100. Well it will go down soon enough. Wow man why are you such a Crypto Sceptic

Crypto Sceptic by Lachlan Mateo Regalo May 23, 2021