Crush one 

Smoking a cigarette with your friends, probably the most rewarding part of the day because of how awesome crushing is.

Bro #1: hey bro wanna crush one?
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual

Crush one by Brown Bear 3000 July 10, 2012

One-Way Crush 

A one-sided romantic interest that the other person may or may not be aware of

Wow, I really wish this One-Way Crush thing would turn into a Two-Way Crush...

YouTube: Sixth most viewed video of all time
Creator of Video = Name of Facebook account
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Word # Four: already

One-Way Crush by SuperDuperSecretNinja May 19, 2010

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019

one-night stand crush 

A one-night stand crush is a crush that lasts as long as a one-night stand. Short and sweet, in and out. Take the goods and zoom. Yeet yourself out of there. We know you got commitment issues.

My friend Vic had a one-night stand crush. She yeeted out of there quick tho!
Yesterday, I met this guy and I totally liked him! I don't like him anymore, it was definitely a one-night stand crush!

one-night stand crush by valgl𓂀 December 10, 2021