Instead of being with a different girl/boy all the time, they have a crush on a different girl/boy all the time.
Person 1: That girl is such a hoe.
Person 2: No she's not. She never dates anyone so she's not a hoe.
Person 1: But she has a crush on someone new like every week.
Person 2: That just makes her a crush hoe not an actual hoe.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).