Crunchy Nut 

When you ejaculate and pass a kidney stone at the same time.

Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"

Crunchy Nut by CheddaBiscuit May 12, 2015

Crunchy nut 

When you nut while having a kidney stone

Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt

Crunchy nut by John nut September 26, 2019

Crunchy nut 

The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks

"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary

Crunchy nut by curry cums out of my jab end February 12, 2015

crunchy nut 

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.

Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!

crunchy nut by Green alien dude March 9, 2018

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes 

Yummy, addictive cereal made by Kellogs. They have ads like: "are you a crunchy nutter" and "get home, have some"

person 1: I really want something to eat
person 2: have some crunchy nut cornflakes!
person 1: nah, I'm not a crunchy nutter.

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes by KK-chan September 28, 2008

Crunchy Nut Corn Flake 

The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.

wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"

Crunchy Nut Corn Flake by Mr cleans uncle October 3, 2020

Crunchy Nut Butt

The small nut chunks you find in your feces and/or anus after enjoying Kellogg's delicious new cereal.

I ate three bowls yesterday... here comes the Crunchy Nut Butt.

I was exceedingly disgusted when I wiped and discovered I had Crunchy Nut Butt.

Crunchy Nut Butt by Hairytickle August 7, 2011